My First Date (In Japanese)

It was a week ago that I finally convinced a Japanese girl to go on a date with me. How you ask? Well, It's as much as a surprise to me as it is to you. I mean honestly, I don't even speak Japanese, or at least enough to convey my hilarious wit and cunning charm. Well, it all started when I went to this house party. I knew there would be some cuties there and I thought I would do some impressing. First, I decided to relate as much as I could to Japanese culture to show her I wasn't closed minded. That's right...I dressed up like a ninja. Which was appropriate because that's exactly what geisha's love (all house parties in japan are hosted by geisha's).


So I was at this party being all stealth and lurking in the shadows going to get beer from the fridge. When this Geisha somehow noticed me. She somehow knew that I was going for a Suntory Premium Malt beer. In which she opened me a can and poured it into my glass. "Thanks" I said all ninja like. I then said, "Hey let's go on a date" and at first she said, "Nooooooooooooo" all girly like. I asked her again, and she said, "noooooooooooooooooooo." I then asked her again and she said, "ok." A girl always says yes after the third try. But that's how I got a date.

So I'm sure I'll be getting a lot of questions asking "How do I get a Japanese girlfriend?" Well, here is a little tutorial video to help you (be sure to watch all 4 videos):